Date: 2023-01-06 05:35 am (UTC)
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She might, really, have indeed thought of absolutely nothing more to say on the matter of Val's face becoming intimately acquainted with the bulkhead. Save perhaps that he ought to be more careful about how he plays this game of delaying and protesting over every little thing lest one day he actually hurt himself.

(No, she would never say that. It would serve him right.)

But when presented with the option of either scoffing with some high, thrilled pleasure at the mysterious contents of the case actually having been intended for her or paying very close attention to the unexpected tinge of embarrassment lurking under the dismissal—

Well.

Ruadh may follow instruction perhaps well, but Wysteria de Foncé generally is less reliable in these matters.

Pop, pop, pop, go the cords under the sharp knife's edge. It's a field knife and she keeps it in good working order, particularly when she is traveling like they are now. One never knows when a kidnapper might need to be stabbed.

"I do know. You remember how I brought you It in the field, of course. It wouldn't have done for it to sit on some work table finished waiting for you to do your work and come all the way back to Kirkwall."

This is a sweet thing to say to him. She knows it is because it's intentionally selected. And also because it's true, but what does that matter.

"Your shirt collar has been turned up in the wrong direction."

Date: 2023-01-08 12:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
If he twists his face just so, maybe she will see some mark on him left by the bulwark, she is thinking (no what end? To tease him, surely), but this is more or less forgotten as Val flings her knife casually away. Wysteria makes a noise of rebuke and bristles as the little instrument clatters off into the swinging shadows at the edges of the room.

Ruadh has once more lifted his nose from his paws, his much battered ears and canny eye cocked with some interest toward the wood shavings slipping free of the stuffed case's edge. Even very clever, very patient dogs are not entirely immune to the impulse to snuffle at the edge of things that aren't necessarily their business.

"Yes, well. That is the difference between us, Valentine," Wysteria says, flicking back the edge of her blanket at last so she may kick her legs out of the narrow bunk and shimmy to it's edges with relative security despite the sway of the ship about them. From under the hem of her skirts, her stockings are very red.

"I am entirely discrete. Why, if it weren't for the important work we do in the Research division, I imagine my next best place would be with Scouting. Nearly anyone can be a spy, you know."

(Further evidence of her good sense: she neglects to actually name Byerly as her example.)

Comb and shawl and blanket left to their own devices, Wysteria bends to help herself to picking through the wood shavings.

Date: 2023-01-12 05:37 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
There is a noticable pause here in the scattering of wood shavings and Wysteria's attempts to unearth The Object hidden inside them. For a split second, a kind of silence falls in the cabin—excepting, of course, the groan of the timbers and the sway of the overhead lamp and the soft soft of Ruadh taking various filaments of packing wood into his jowls to chew and slobber over. Wysteria, bent nearly double off the edge of the bunk in order to paw about inside the case, has shifted her attention to look directly at Val.

"Do you really think so?"

It's a very genuine question—so achingly pleased that only after does she think any better of it. The realization of her own eagerness turns a flush up the back of her neck. Happily, it's concealed by the abundance of loose curly hair and the collar of her shirt, but she can feel the hot burn of it.

(Like a coal, he'd said.}

Date: 2023-01-13 02:35 am (UTC)
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For a moment—

No. She does as she's told. It's a rare instance of being bid with protest, the impulse to argue swallowed up without notice in the opening twinge of silliness behind her ribs. It's true that he is very faithful to his conviction. Also, there is no reason to be so pleased with his assessment. She knows very well what she is capable of. It should hardly matter that he agrees. And she shouldn't wonder, abruptly, whether she might have left some work unfinished in Orzammar and perhaps she'd been very hasty in hurrying them back out into the daylight and across the Waking Sea to Kirkwall. Never mind how eager she is to have her machine built in the dwarven forges delivered into Tony's hands. A slightly more moderately paced return would hardly have done anyone any harm.

(She had carefully prepared three arguments to greet him with when he'd first arrived in Orzammar. She'd been very happy with those too.)

Wysteria obediently closes her hand back about the rough edged object and draws it up out of the case's packing.

Date: 2023-01-18 04:03 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
Wonderful.

That is certainly a word.

To say that Wysteria deflates like a stuck balloon would be exaggerating. That would require her to have thought far enough ahead and to have come up with some imagined idea as to what might be contained in the box in order to have had her expectations be so dashed.

So, no. She doesn't do that. But there can be no mistaking her bafflement over the hunk of rock lodged heavily there in her hand.

(Nearby, Ruadh licks up another tongue-ful of wood shavings on the not quite sly. The sound of his heavy jowls fails to be entirely subtle.)

"Oh," she says. "Could you not find any of the vases you were after?"

Date: 2023-01-26 05:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
Yes, of course. Three to the Baroness, says the vague and mostly agreeable sound that Wysteria makes as she turns the ugly stone statue first one direction and then the either (because it seems the correct thing to do moreso than she has any real impulse in studying the statue from all its directions). It's only when Val hooks his elbow there at the edge of the bunk vaguely in the company of her knee that she musters up a somewhat more convincing illusion of interest.

She straightens her back. She clears her throat. It's a very hideous carving.

"I've no idea who Branka is. Is it a very old piece?"

Here, a only slightly violent slap from the sea sends the little ship rising and falling under them. But they're all quite secured now, Wysteria with both her stocking feet on the cabin's floor, and Val with his steadying elbow and Ruadh with all his patient bulk. Some bits of luggage shift and miscellany left carelessly untethered roll along first in this direction, then that one.

Date: 2023-01-27 02:24 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
Occasionally when Valentine de Foncé falls into this very particular, and indeed now entirely familiar, patter, Wysteria finds herself in the irritating position of growing more and more agitated while she chafes at his sermonizing. More than once she has sat at such an aforementioned little table and been struck with an unquenchable thirst for whatever may be had from the nearest bottle(s) in an effort to starve off a kind of sullen dismissiveness which generally overcomes her in place of boredom.

But less occasionally, indeed so often that it might annoyingly even be called regular, she finds herself rather pleased by that easily noted cadence. It is often the precursor to an excellent discussion—or argument, if one is being very selective about their semantics. And sometimes, though she usually only feels it in the moment, she almost enjoys how much he loves to prattle on. As an expert prattler in her own right, she is somewhat fond of the impulse.

Most irritatingly, this particular 'conversation' slides securely into the latter category. The longer Val talks, the more her exasperation fades in favor of the warmer shape behind her ribs. As far of subjects for recitation go, he could pick far worse ones.

—its hideous state, he says, and so much has her opinion of the ugly statue been softened by then that Wysteria actually laughs. It's a bright, cheerful sound and not at all ladylike.

"Oh good. I was mortified that you might actually be under the impression that it was attractive."

wow get a load of all this confetti

Date: 2023-03-04 07:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
It is nothing. It is only a little thoughtful, really, and it is entirely possible that Val merely would like to keep the hideous and symbolically relevant statuette somewhere safer than in his death trap of a Gallows office and so bad made some excuse about it being intended for her. That was possible even before she had gone so far as to casually and very thoughtlessly and not at all after much embarrassed reflection offered him the use of maybe one or even two of the rooms in her little mansion. Obviously even if he weren't to be staying there even occasionally (Wysteria does not expect him to be in permanent residence; Maker, she certainly isn't), that place would still be a secure place of confidence. He has left Veronique there, after all. And the safeguarding of that place is of course the specific purpose of faithful Déranger!

So, yes. Really. It is nothing.

And she should not be so pleased with any of it. —Though at the same time, there is hardly any harm in being so. It is perfectly understandable that she might these little throwaway gestures amusing.

"Well," she says as the ship lurches and the lantern sways harshly over them. Ruadh's nose is snuffling back in this direction in an effort lick a few more shavings from the decking. "I suppose I will forgive you for implying that my little mansion is miserable. But only because we both know that is patently false, particularly as I expect the new wallpapering to have come along while we've been away."

Date: 2023-03-10 07:22 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] heirring
Yes indeed, she has begun to speak. And she continues valiantly on even as her husband clamps his hands dramatically over his ears, saying first "I hardly see why I should keep you informed of every small detail regarding the renovation of my own home, Valentine—" before presumably being reduced to a shrilly insistent womp-womp-womp.

Eventually, Wysteria sets the ugly statuette beside her in the bunk and makes to slap away one of the offensive hands away by its wrist.

"—not dingy. It is charming. I believe it is meant to be a little gentleman or a ladywoman's study, for when I first arrived it was home to a great desk and a shocking array of all manner of chairs and the ugliest portrait you have ever lain your eyes on. The portrait has of course been removed to the attic, along with a vast majority of the furniture. But I suppose if you should be in desperate need of a desk, you might look to retrieve that one back down again. I recall it being rather ugly, but I trust you will only go about covering it with papers and books and Maker only knows what else in any case."

Short breath.

"Your first guess, at least, was correct."

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